15 times i fell in love with allison cameron
(in chronological order)
» house 2.09 : deception

Cameron: It’s important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary.
Anica: Then why are you doing it?
Cameron: Because you’re mentally ill. You injected yourself with ACTH to induce Cushing’s to get attention from doctors, and so far it’s worked.
Anica: I’d like to see another doctor.
Cameron: I’m not giving you what you want?
Anica: I don’t want a bitch.
Cameron: Just sign the forms, okay, and I’ll get out of here. Hopefully for you, whatever you injected yourself with won’t wear off before you get the fun of a caring and concerned doctor cutting into your head.

Foreman: Patient being prepped for the venous sampling?
Cameron: Yeah. Mentally ill patient is right on track for a pointless procedure.
Foreman: Yeah, we get your objection. [Phone rings; Chase picks it up and hands it to House who hands it to Foreman.] Foreman. Are you sure? That doesn’t make any sense, check it again. We got to delay the venous sample.
Cameron: Why, her urine turning orange?
Foreman: How would you know that?
Cameron: Because that’s what rifampin does.
Chase: She’s not on antibiotics.
Cameron: But if a Munchausen’s patient thinks she’s about to get busted, she sees pills labelled “Dangerous: Might cause seizures,” she might grab a couple. And if that label were accidentally on a bottle of antibiotics and if that bottle was accidentally left in her room –
Foreman: You set her up?
Cameron: Might have.