Aries – Bossy ass bitches
Taurus – Boring couch potato
Gemini – Lying gossip
Cancer – Whiny troublemaker
Leo – Self obsessed asshole
Virgo – Hypocritical bitch
Libra – Two faced manipulator
Scorpio – Raging psychopath
Sagittarius – Self-righteous asshole
Capricorn – Social climbing backstabber
Aquarius – Unemotional God complex
Pisces – Manipulative drug addict