Myers Briggs By How To Make Them Uncomfortable

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Flirt with them. You guys are always talking about how mysterious and invincible we are but it is literally this easy.
ESTP: Constantly ask them questions about how they feel about things
INTJ: Constantly make jokes while using incorrect arguments when they are trying to be serious
ESFP: Ask “but why” to literally everything they say
INFP: Start a debate with them that has decidedly nothing to do with social justice
ESTJ: Always make dumb jokes and goof off. Or you can just cry.
INTP: Literally just go “Personally…I am deeply offended by that.” To everything they say
ESFJ: Suggest a lot of obnoxiously novel ideas that obviously won’t work while they are trying to make a plan.
ISFJ: Be an overly cocky bad boy. But eventually they’ll marry you so be prepared for that.
ENTP: Be really controlling and close minded
ISTJ: Be Zooey Deschanel
ENFP: Make them do simple algebra for hours in a room with the classic strict school teacher. No doodling.
ISFP: Be attractive. Now ignore them.
ENTJ: Just get into a position of power over them and then be really dumb
ISTP: Act like you know what’s best for them and then step into their life and do the thing that you think is best for them
ENFJ: Be really mean and then assure them that you have no sad back story.