more au prompts

brotherjem:

• “we’re in the same art class and I’m awesome, but you’re not and you’re failing and you need help so I guess I’ll tutor you” au
• “I mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I’m embarrassed” au
• “I’m a jeweler and you always come in to buy stuff so I assume you have you have a significant other and don’t hit on you, but it turns out you’re just really nice to your mom” au
• “you’re a delivery person and why do you always order so much STUFF” au
• “I work at Starbucks and you come in so often that I know your daily order and write encouraging notes on your cup” au
• “I work at a sex toy shop and you come in frequently so I assume you have a significant other, but you just like coming in to make fun of how weird the toys are” au
• “you work at a museum and I like to come by a lot in my free time and wait why do you seem to follow me around from exhibit to exhibit” au
• “we both like walking in the park at night and I think you’re a stalker so I accidentally attack you and give you a black eye sorry” au
• “we met through mutual friends and you call me a different name but I don’t have the heart to correct you” au
• “I’m a bartender and I have to cut you off after a certain amount because you’re drinking to forget your ex and I end up calling you a cab” au
• “we live in adjacent apartments and the walls are really thin, so I hear you sing every morning in the shower at 6:30 and you’re actually really good and I stand next to the wall and sing the next lyric just to see what would happen” au
• “we live in the same apartment complex and I accidentally leave my laundry in the washer for a minute too long and you decide to take out all my wet clothes to put in yours just as I walk in” au