Apartment AU’s

sprout-dad:

• “I’m trying to make macaroni but I’ve burnt 3 pans and set off the fire alarm and I heard the lady above us say you were a chef please help” AU
• “I know we just met yesterday but the landlord is coming over and I have 2 cats please hang out with them for a few hours” AU
• “I bought too many popsicles at the store do you want some?” AU
• “We both got kicked out because our roommates are having sex so now we’re playing poker and talking about gardening” AU
• “I’ve been in love with you since you first moved in and I finally built up the courage to knock on your door but when you answered you had just woken up and didn’t have a shirt on so I ran away” AU
• “I locked myself out of my apartment so I have to climb out your window and onto my balcony” AU
• “I made too much food wanna come in and help me out oh who set up a table with candles and wine thats weird” AU
• “You’re drunk and walked into the wrong apartment and fell asleep on my couch oh god you’re going to be so confused in the morning” AU
• “I’m at work and my son needs to be picked up from school do you mind?” AU
• “Okay well it turns out you’re really good with kids and my son has started calling you daddy and insists we move in so ‘we can be a real family’” AU
• “We met at a cafe and started flirting but when I left you started following me and I got creeped out and called you a stalker but it turns out you just live in the same building this is so awkward” AU
• “Your laundry got mixed up with mine somehow and now we’re sitting in silence sorting underwear” AU 
• “I barely know you but my boyfriend just broke up with me and you heard me crying so you brought over ice cream and movies” AU
• “Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
• “I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU

I love Apartment AU’s ;-;