The Princess Rebel (masterpost)

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Here is a listing of all the “Princess Rebel” snippets that @youareiron-andyouarestrong and I have been trading back and forth, for future reference. Posts are listed in story-timeline order, not order they were written. Who has time for chronological writing when you’re having this much fun? (Anything without a link is just a placeholder for things we want to write but haven’t got around to yet. They may change as time goes on.)

Murdered By Pirates is Cool

Anybody Want a Peanut? (by @skitzofreak) [In which a Princess is kidnapped, a mercenary has concerns, and we ponder the dignity of porgs.]

She Doesn’t Get Eaten At This Time (We’re Telling You This Because You Seem Concerned) (by @youareiron-andyouarestrong) [In which Princess Leia uses her words to poor effect, Jyn Erso uses her silence to great effect, and a message is received. And nobody gets eaten.]

The Greatest Knife Fight In History (by @youareiron-andyouarestrong) [In which Jyn tells a story, the Man In Black tells another, and nobody is left-handed.]

Let’s Kill Each Other Like Civilized People (by @skitzofreak) [In which men fight as sportsmen ought, shooting at one another in a graveyard surrounded by ghosts.]

Never Get Involved In A Turf War In Corellia (by @skitzofreak) [In which a Partisan chooses a side, a Princess sits very still, and Saw Gerrera has the last laugh.]

As You Wish (by @youareiron-andyouarestrong) [In which Jyn has an unfortunate reaction, Leia has no patience for nonsense, and the Man In Black falls very, very hard.]

The Trees Are Actually Quite Lovely (by @skitzofreak​) [In which a great many things are given, a great many things are taken away, and everything else is, generally speaking, on fire.]

Boo! Rubbish! Filth!! Slime!! BOO!!

The Pit of Despair (by @youareiron-andyouarestrong) [In which Cassian is unimpressed, a droid concurs, and a prisoner makes a choice.]

Mother, Guide My Knife

You Are The Brute Squad

Have Fun Storming The Castle! (by @youareiron-andyouarestrong) [In which many people are stubborn, many names are revealed, and a miracle is made.]

Let Me Explain Sum Up (by @skitzofreak) [In which Cassian is heavier than he looks, Jyn is not interested in the fine details, and Baze updates his wardrobe.]

MAWWAGE!

Hello, My Name Is Jyn Erso. Prepare To Die.

To The Pain

It’s Kissing Again, You Don’t Want To Hear That