AU’s I’d love to see

reyvelation:

• You accidentally chained your bike to mine and I can’t leave until you get back au
• I’m the tour guide on your fancy package holiday au
• We both really want that parking space au
• I’m your new neighbor and I’m using your wifi au 
• I work at the checkout and you’re clearly not old enough to buy that au
• It’s pouring with rain and there’s space under your umbrella au 
• There are loads of empty seats on this train but you chose to sit next to me au 
• I tried to parallel park and hit your car, do you want my details au
• We live across the street from each other and you really need to get some curtains au
• I’m an interior decorator and you hired me to fix up your apartment au
• We’re both actually con-artists trying to scam each other au 
• You dined and dashed in my restaurant but you left your coat behind au 
• Please stop picking flowers from my garden au 
• You left your phone number in the library book I just borrowed au 
• We turned up to this party wearing the same outfit and you look better in it au 
• Someone in this building is listening to my favorite song au 
• I found a USB and it’s full of your holiday photographs au 
• My hamster escaped and I think he went under your door au