pureskies:

calikalie:

Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee’s new tourist attraction: the smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires and so does Martin Luther—no. He does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I’m sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.

Parks and Recreation, 4.08 “Smallest Park”

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chirravutever:

Parks and Recreation – That one (probably last) sleepover at Leslie’s, when Ann confessed that she hadn’t read the Harry Potter books.

sketchvember day 18.  Oh, Ann. Lovely Ann, beautiful Ann. Silly Ann, thinking you don’t like Harry Potter. Just read them, Ann. Just read it. Read it, Ann. Come on, Ann. I know you’ll like it, Ann. The books are better, Ann. Magic, Ann. Ann, come on. Have another Nutri-yum, Ann, you can do it. Come on come on. I’ll read with you. We’ll read aloud, together. Then we’ll sign you up for Pottermore, Ann. We can mix potions, Ann, potions! I mastered in Potions, Ann! –gasp– We can get you a wand…!

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