15 times i fell in love with allison cameron
(in chronological order)
» house 2.09 : deception

Cameron: It’s important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary.
Anica: Then why are you doing it?
Cameron: Because you’re mentally ill. You injected yourself with ACTH to induce Cushing’s to get attention from doctors, and so far it’s worked.
Anica: I’d like to see another doctor.
Cameron: I’m not giving you what you want?
Anica: I don’t want a bitch.
Cameron: Just sign the forms, okay, and I’ll get out of here. Hopefully for you, whatever you injected yourself with won’t wear off before you get the fun of a caring and concerned doctor cutting into your head.

Foreman: Patient being prepped for the venous sampling?
Cameron: Yeah. Mentally ill patient is right on track for a pointless procedure.
Foreman: Yeah, we get your objection. [Phone rings; Chase picks it up and hands it to House who hands it to Foreman.] Foreman. Are you sure? That doesn’t make any sense, check it again. We got to delay the venous sample.
Cameron: Why, her urine turning orange?
Foreman: How would you know that?
Cameron: Because that’s what rifampin does.
Chase: She’s not on antibiotics.
Cameron: But if a Munchausen’s patient thinks she’s about to get busted, she sees pills labelled “Dangerous: Might cause seizures,” she might grab a couple. And if that label were accidentally on a bottle of antibiotics and if that bottle was accidentally left in her room –
Foreman: You set her up?
Cameron: Might have.

Source: eskimo-jo

goodbyepond:

I can’t save you from this; there’s nothing I can do to stop this. I stole your childhood and now I’ve lead you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is I knew. I knew this would happen, this is what always happens. Forget your faith in me. I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored. Look at you. Glorious Pond. The Girl Who Waited for me. I’m not a hero. I really am just a mad man in a box. And it’s time we saw each other as we really are. Amy Williams. It’s time to stop waiting.

blaghblajhlblah-deactivated2014:

David Tennant: Wires are always fun the first couple of times you get hauled up and down, because it is a bit like flying. But, come take ten, y’know, and your back starts to go, and, uh, other areas are needing some attention, it can start to feel like a long day. Being in a harness for quite a long time, usually in a pair of highly padded cycling shorts to protect, um, what dignity you might have left after three years of this.

calikalie:

Why do I only date brunettes? You know sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning and then even the sight of chicken makes you sick? Tammy One is my blonde chicken.

Parks and Recreation, 4.02 “Ron and Tammys”