heathicorn:

Jean-Ralphio: Whoa, hottie-alert. Somebody break me off a piece of that, what. 
Ben: Hey, ease up. That’s my little sister. 
Jean-Ralphio: Whaaaaaaaaaat? 
Tom: Damn Ben. How’d that happen? You get all the dork genes?
Jean-Ralphio: B to the E to the N, your sister is a perfect ten, million. Damn.
Tom: Seriously?
Ben: You have to be joking on so many levels.
Jean-Ralphio: Did she hear that? Doesn’t matter, she loved it.
(Ben, aside) 
Ben: I’ll go to jail before I’ll let that @#$%&# Ralph guy ask her out.

Source: heathicorn

maybe you’ll fix me someday: Let’s say a guy like me, who can’t feel anything, meets a woman and discovers he can feel her touch. That sounds……

lizzymaxia:

; You seriously can’t feel pain? | It’s called idiopathic neuropathy.
; Maybe you’ll fix me someday.

; Does she know you’re not a real boy?

; It is my first time since I’ve… been like this. I can’t even feel my own damn skin. I can’t feel her [Jess’s] skin.

maybe you’ll fix me someday: Let’s say a guy like me, who can’t feel anything, meets a woman and discovers he can feel her touch. That sounds……