letseyx:

Dalek: You will be exterminated!
River: Not yet. Your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised. One Alpha Mozon burst through your eyestalk would kill you stone dead.
Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy! You are an associate of the Doctor’s.
River: I’m River Song. Check your records again.
Dalek: Mercy!
River: Say it again.
Dalek: Mercy!
River: One more time.
Dalek: MERCYYYYY!

A favorite moment of s5 a day until s6 starts | 28. River Song makes a Dalek beg for mercy

“SIR. SIR. SIR.”

somedreamingstate:

paintedsanity:

sorceryinthetardis:

“YES, LAUREN?”

“CAN I AKS YOU A QUESTION?”

“NOT JUST NOW.”

“CAN I AKS YOU A QUESTION NOW?”

“JUST WAIT.”

“CAN I JUST AKS YOU A QUESTION? I ONLY WANT TO AKS YOU A QUESTION. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION I’M JUST AKSING YOU A QUESTION CAN I AKS YOU A QUESTION?”

“WHAT IS IT?”

“ARE YOU THE DOKTAH?”

“… DOCTOR WHO?”

This will never stop being hilarious.

…DO YOU FANCY BILLIE PIPER?

LOLOLOL