the bad qualities of the signs

punkqhost: Aries: two-faced and impulsiveTaurus: emotionally unstable attention whore Gemini: fake and indecisive Cancer: overly sensitive and moodyLeo: vain and pretentious Virgo: cold and paranoidLibra: narcissistic and insecure assholeScorpio: jealous and obsessiveSagittarius: manipulative bitch with a god complexCapricorn: conceited and unoriginalAquarius: dependent and boringPisces: lazy and self-pitying fuckboy 

first impressions of the signs

Aries: generally loud. opinionated. affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs. hilarious, but not someone you want to cross. Taurus: sweet. kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends. tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over. is crafty and probably likes cooking. Gemini: fuckin chatterbox. absolute genius, seems to hate everyone. sort …