antennapedia: Wordcount: 9300Contains: cybermice, cybercattle, tumbleweeds, horse-rabbit things, chases, a sheriff with a six-gun, a saloon, a piano player who shoots, a lot of snogging, dust, stereotypical settings, absolutely no mistletoe at all. My Whouffaldi Secret Santa gift for @shinebluelikeatardis is here at last! I listened to the song you said reminded you most of …