Capricorn, Leo, Cancer: 10/10 they need a nap ASAP Scorpio, Libra, Virgo: 6/10 they’re pretty chilled Aquarius, Aries, Taurus: 15/10 EMERGENCY someone send help Sagittarius, Pisces, Gemini: 4/10 it’s summer! nothing’s bothering them
Tag Archives: leo
Why the signs have bruises
astrololgicallyspeaking: Because yolo: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius They somehow tripped, and fell, and bumped into something, again: Cancer, Leo, Capricorn, Pisces No idea, they seem to just magically appear out of nowhere: TAURUS, Gemini, Virgo, Libra
The ‘She is Beauty She is Grace She Will Punch You In The Face’ squad
scenekidastrology: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces.
The signs & writing
astropelican: check your mercury sign too. Aries : Uses harsh, honest words. Not big on metaphors. Their work is always full of action.Taurus : Surprisingly creative. Always finds the perfect word. Their work may lack dialogue.Gemini : Writing a thousand stories at the same time. Doesn’t finish most of them.Cancer : Their characters suffer a …
Best of Friends:
julian2006: astro-connections: Aries + SagittariusTaurus + VirgoGemini + LibraCancer + ScorpioVirgo + CapricornAquarius + Pisces im a leo and i can confirm i have no friends
How the signs act when they’re angry
Aries: sudden outburst of anger, very explosive and needs space Taurus: give you the cold shoulder for a very long time, stubborn, temperamental, unforgiving Gemini: either very expressive or completely quiet, throws things, silent treatment Cancer: very moody and upset at first, then closed off, passive-aggressive Leo: bad temper, complete and utter rage, says mean …
the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost? Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF. Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams ‘fun’. Cancer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. …
first impressions of the signs
Aries: generally loud. opinionated. affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs. hilarious, but not someone you want to cross. Taurus: sweet. kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends. tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over. is crafty and probably likes cooking. Gemini: fuckin chatterbox. absolute genius, seems to hate everyone. sort …
the bad qualities of the signs
punkqhost: Aries: two-faced and impulsiveTaurus: emotionally unstable attention whore Gemini: fake and indecisive Cancer: overly sensitive and moodyLeo: vain and pretentious Virgo: cold and paranoidLibra: narcissistic and insecure assholeScorpio: jealous and obsessiveSagittarius: manipulative bitch with a god complexCapricorn: conceited and unoriginalAquarius: dependent and boringPisces: lazy and self-pitying fuckboy
first impressions of the signs
Aries: generally loud. opinionated. affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs. hilarious, but not someone you want to cross. Taurus: sweet. kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends. tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over. is crafty and probably likes cooking. Gemini: fuckin chatterbox. absolute genius, seems to hate everyone. sort …
say you love me 