nerdastrology: aries: an ice persontaurus: the stoicgemini: the woobiecancer: only sane manleo: badassvirgo: mad scientistlibra: cool big sisscorpio: combat pragmatistsagittarius: beware the nice onescapricorn: deadpan snarkeraquarius: nice guypisces: badass grandpa
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If zodiac were smells
Aries: sulfur Taurus: baking bread Gemini: plums Cancer: tears Leo: gold Virgo: paper clips Libra: old spice Scorpio: cinnamon Sagittarius: top ramen Capricorn: dust Aquarius: star dust Pisces: dreams
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why ur sign sucks
Aries: u yell 2 much Taurus: u never share Gemini: u think lying is ok Cancer: apparently nothing is ever ur fault Leo: ur always asleep Virgo: u think ur clean but u have dirty socks everywhere Libra: u think ur nice bc u solved the problems u caused Scorpio: ur regina george Sagittarius: u …
the worst things about ur sign
Aries: ur judgemental but u insist ur not Taurus: ur an asshole to ur friends for no reason??? Gemini: u dont even know who u are Cancer: u complain aLL the time Leo: u think ur the centre of the universe Virgo: ur needy and bossy Libra: u let people walk all over u then …
100% true horoscope facts
ashkinator: aries: sexually frustrated at everythingtaurus: really nice but dead insidegemini: mostly just hungrycancer: in the closet but not reallyleo: super gay for everyonevirgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyonelibra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your lifescorpio: hot as fuck and also a psychopathsagittarius: always boning your momcapricorn: loves everyone but …
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100% proven zodiac analyses
aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who …
Aries: They tend to come off as ‘masculine’. Assertive. Short tempered. Thinks they’re everyone’s boss. Taurus: They are like still waters. Calm and steady. They don’t really want to share their food with you, don’t even try it. Gemini: Quick witted. Natural storytellers. If they smile a lot, they probably hate you. Cancer: Caring. Always …
Zodiac at Their Worst
mermaidastrology: Aries – Bossy ass bitches Taurus – Boring couch potato Gemini – Lying gossip Cancer – Whiny troublemaker Leo – Self obsessed asshole Virgo – Hypocritical bitch Libra – Two faced manipulator Scorpio – Raging psychopath Sagittarius – Self-righteous asshole Capricorn – Social climbing backstabber Aquarius – Unemotional God complex Pisces – Manipulative drug …
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