ashkinator: aries: sexually frustrated at everythingtaurus: really nice but dead insidegemini: mostly just hungrycancer: in the closet but not reallyleo: super gay for everyonevirgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyonelibra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your lifescorpio: hot as fuck and also a psychopathsagittarius: always boning your momcapricorn: loves everyone but …