Paradoxes abounded at the Doctor Who Festival last week. There was not
only another Teensytwelve, but Teensy v2 got to meet his double. He’s a
bit confused as to how he could exist, but he never could resist a
thing he didn’t know. His handler @apollostowel is cropped out, because, as she says, this isn’t about her.
Peter was excited to meet Teensy, even more so when he learned that his knitted counterpart had already met Sylvester McCoy. Any Doctor loves a challenge, so he offered to shake Teensy’s hand, as well as Apollostowel’s.. who received orders to look after Teensy. Sir, yes sir.
Teensy got a bit miffed at being squished, all this hugging, and this guy reminds him too much of himself, and not enough of Clara. Clara! Where’s Clara?? Clara!
(Apollostowel: That he got squished is NOT my fault!)
He must find Clara! Back to the Tardis Festival floor!
Hmm, what’s this, an open Dalek? Is Clara in there? Must find Clara!
Nope, not there. Maybe these fellows will know. They seem familiar, but not ringing a bell. Oh right, YIKES! CLARA!
Nothing else for it! Fingers on buzzers! Let’s play the Let’s Find Clara Game. Truth or Consequences.
Any ideas, Teensy? No? Maybe Christel Dee can help us.
But oh no! She guided us right into the clutches of…
Oh Clara! This is not good! Missy was only too happy to make Teensy’s acquaintance! How will he manage to get out of this one?
(Apollostowel: Michelle Gomez for Intergalactic Treasure, y’all.)
Answer: He’s the Doctor, just accept it. After a chat about lost episodes of some silly scifi show, and another chat about something called creme brulee, Teensy realizes, are those like souffles? Maybe he knows where Clara is! Turns out, he did!
Oh Clara, Clara my Clara! We very literally could not be in two places at once, and it was down to her that we were able to get there in time. Of course she let him in the queue, she’s Clara, was there ever any doubt?
Teensy had more adventures at the festival, but you know how he is, he was eager to tell this story first. More on the way over the weekend!
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